The accurate horoscope!

Posts : 173 Join date : 2013-09-09 Age : 34

A friend of mine shared this on Facebook, so I got curious and wanted to share it here.

http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/a-very-accurate-horoscope-for-the-year-2014-very-spooky/

Subject: Re: The accurate horoscope! Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:39 pm

Its not to shabby... I wouldnt say I get offended easily tho...

lol wrote:: SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up cryingl

Posts : 16 Join date : 2013-08-27 Age : 30

"LEO – The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post."

A few are right...though most are dead wrong. Introversion is my friend!

Posts : 23 Join date : 2014-01-12

Quote :: SCORPIO – The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not share this post.

I dunno ... o.o Seems kinda fishy .. >>

Posts : 173 Join date : 2013-09-09 Age : 34

lol this is mine

"PISCES – The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post."

The x number of years I get bad luck is what scares me though.

Posts : 176 Join date : 2013-08-26 Age : 31

Quote :: LIBRA – The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

Broken down some...

Quote :: Nice to everyone they meet.

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Quote :: Their love is one of a kind.

: D

Quote :: Silly, funny and sweet.

: D

Quote :: Have own unique appeal.

: D

Quote :: Most caring person you will ever meet!

: D

Quote :: However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying.

o.o

Quote :: Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent.

:oy

Quote :: Faithful friends to the end.

^^

Quote :: Can hold a grudge for years.

o,o

Quote :: Libras are someone you want on your side.

: D?

Quote :: Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics.

Spoiler:

Quote :: Very creative.

o.o?

Quote :: A hopeless romantic.

Spoiler:

Quote :: 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

Posting...

Subject: Re: The accurate horoscope! Sat Feb 01, 2014 9:15 pm

I am a libra, and I always failed at sports. o.o But the rest, I concur with. XD

Posts : 116 Join date : 2013-11-07

Horo-something wrote:: SCORPIO – The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not share this post.

Yeah, this is totally accurate, you all thought I was adorable the last weeks, didn't you? Hehe

It's true though: I'm talkactive.

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Quote :: VIRGO – The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

This is actually very true, o.o it scares me.

Posts : 116 Join date : 2013-11-07

Wait, your horoscope says that you are dominant and always want the last word, but also that you are a pushover? Isn't that contradictory?

And "Respect others, except when you don't" is kind of dodgey, ain't it?

Then again, I guess I am the most sceptical, since my horoscope is 80% wrong.

Posts : 488 Join date : 2013-07-31

CANCER – The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

not sure how to take it o.o

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TAURUS – The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

Well, I'm not very outgoing, uhhh, I've been told I'm a decent kisser though ^^ Yeah, I agree with that mostly ^^ surprisingly accurate

Subject: Re: The accurate horoscope! Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:23 pm

CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

Ahaha thats me Very Happy

Posts : 45 Join date : 2013-09-04

GEMINI – The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

Posts : 108 Join date : 2013-08-08 Age : 31

ARIES – The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

Preety much true expet the "Outgoing" part XD considuring im to lazy to go out xD

Posts : 116 Join date : 2013-11-07

Aegon wrote:: Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours.

This should have shown up in my horoscope, really.

~~http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forer_effect~~